Short and Fat, With a Terry on the Top

Sigmund Sigmund Freud was nil but a hirsute quack. My cantankerous nature is not the consequence of a pent-up King Oedipus complex; I only experience ill will towards my father because he's really annoying.

Before dotage kicked in, the old chap would seek in conceited to move cool around my friends. Iodine genuinely sympathise with anyone who have got had to stomach a similar ordeal; so naturally I have plenty of clip for Shaun Wright-Phillips.

I must support Shaun after allegations that he left a female invitee in crying at his recent birthday bash. It's been reported that the immature lady broke down when Wright-Phillips allegedly snatched her camera. All she had to make was clasp it up in the air.

I can't be as forgiving in respect to the scandalous behavior of Toilet Terry. I have got no job with the England captain publicly urinating in a cup; but hitting the dance flooring stays a hard-and-fast societal fake pas for any self-respecting male.

Frank Lampard was on his best behavior at the party, as he's completely focused on his personal score lucifer against Occident Ham. I think it's true up about an elephant never forgetting. I've emailed myself a reminder to acquire on Chelsea at 1/3.

Email have definitely made my day-to-day life more efficient, but it really annoys me when I have about 40 electronic mails a twenty-four hours request me to purchase Viagra. On reflection, I should never have got shared my electronic mail computer address with the wife. Alice Paul Jewell will definitely fight to maintain Bowler Hat up: I'm hitting the 7/10 for a Sunderland win over the Rams.

It's been a great hebdomad for the Pittsburgh Of The South City board. The Blues could easily afford to pay the Scots fa £1m in compensation for Alex McLeish, as they had already received £3m from Wigan for Steve Bruce. I just trust they bought Dave Whelan breakfast after hammering out that deal. I'm filling up on the colossal 1/2 for a Tottenham win over the fortunate Brummies.

Stephen Holman Hunt was up to his old fast ones last week. I haven't seen such as a dissatisfactory undertake since images of Toilet Terry's cup-trick circulated on the internet. We can all travel out on the flog when the overpriced Middlesbrough scythe through a poor Reading at 16/5.

Has there ever been a more than bothersome individual than Jamie Redknapp? I normally abhor violence, but if I ever met his old man; I'd have got to give him a backhander. I'm putting my custody up to championship Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus at 5/4 against Everton.

I was stunned to read that Rafa Benitez is on the brink of losing his job. I asked a Liverpool protagonist friend, Rob Smith, for his opinion. "We can only win cups under Rafa, he claimed, and then we have got to travel to the problem of keeping them away from Toilet Terry." I decline to conceal away from the 1/3 for a Liverpool win over Bolton.

A comical misunderstanding had led to the fa charging Sir Alex Ferguson with using disgusting and insulting linguistic communication to an official. Fergie told Mark Clattenburg that he hoped to struggle off competition for Yakubu's signature when the transportation window reopens in January: which explicates the usage of the phrase 'Yak hunt'. Manchester United have got got scored 20 ends in there last four lucifers against Fulham; the 1/5 for a United win can only be interpreted as an absolute banker.

The usual suspects have been speedy to reprobate protagonists who take to hoot the England participants who allow their state down, but I believe the fans' reaction was perfectly justified. I make hope the Manchester City protagonists put off Emile Heskey though; as he was never really an England player. The 9/4 for a draw between Wigan and Manchester City rates a rapturous welcome.

Arsene Wenger compared managing England to putting your caput in the oral cavity of a crocodile. That's definitely a bad move unless you've got a minuscular head, like Toilet Terry. Arsenal are unbeaten at Pancho Villa Park on their last eight meets; there's nil bantam about the even money for another triumph for the all conquering Gunners.

I have got nothing but esteem for Surface-To-Air Missile Allardyce after he asked the fa to govern him out of contention for the England post. I've followed Sam's lead, and have got got asked Natasha Kaplinsky to govern me out of any possible fellow place she may have. I will be getting on the 10/11 for a Blackburnian Warbler win over Newcastle.

I did experience bad for Big Surface-To-Air Missile when I heard Newcastle fans chant "You don't cognize what you're doing." These protagonists regularly take off their shirts in the center of winter: tactics may not be their strong point. Backing Blackburn, Sunderland, Arsenal, Liverpool, Tottenham and Manchester United in a 13/1 accer is a tactic that even the shivering Geordies can warm up to.